Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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