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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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