Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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