Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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