they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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