ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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