We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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