Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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