Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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