I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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