But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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