this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You need a sexual gate keeper
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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