So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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