Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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