Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Found the puke drawer
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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