Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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