similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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