I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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