he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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