I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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