Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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