remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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