The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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