so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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