Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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