Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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