do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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