just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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