I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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