This is not my ceiling
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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