the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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