I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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