I puked a lego.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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