I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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