too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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