the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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