Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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