O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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