I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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