i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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