All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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