No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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