There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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