We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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