He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
if only i could text you this smell
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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