ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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