you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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