Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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