I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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