We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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