i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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